Competition Package for M5/M6

Kinja'd!!! "Tom McParland" (tommcparland)
09/16/2013 at 13:02 • Filed to: BMW, M5, M6

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! you can now order your M5/M6 with a $7300 "Competition Package" that adds some fun bits and improves your 0-60 by....wait for it.....

....0.1 second!


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Tom McParland
09/16/2013 at 13:06

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Worth it. Because race car.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > For Sweden
09/16/2013 at 13:07

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I dunno I think I could drop that $7300 elsewhere and get a bit more than a 0.1 sec improvement.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Tom McParland
09/16/2013 at 13:10

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Did they remove the artificial engine noise? I bet the weight savings = 0.1 seconds


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tom McParland
09/16/2013 at 13:16

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I have a strong feeling that BMW could sell people a $15,000 ///M "Competition Package" for their X3's if it did absolutely nothing. BMW could just say, "It will make your car feel firmer, give you the impression of more speed, and adds an ///M badge."


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > Tom McParland
09/16/2013 at 13:27

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Hey now! .2 of sec improvement to 124 mph....

But seriously, the Competition Package is nothing but some foo-foo add on's now. Black chrome tailpipes? SMH


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Tom McParland
09/16/2013 at 13:44

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$7.3k? Nearly E36 M3 money to merely improve your newer M5/6???

Crack.

Fucking.

Pipe.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Sn210
09/16/2013 at 13:45

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I refuse to buy any car that includes an artificial engine noise feature.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Tom McParland
09/16/2013 at 13:46

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If you want to improve your 0-60 time by 0.1 second, just hit the treadmill every now and then.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Tschiegg > Jagvar
09/16/2013 at 13:58

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I do cardio because racecar.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Tom McParland
09/16/2013 at 16:26

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Forgive me, for I have made a ... I don't even know what to call it. :D


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > m2m, apex detective
09/16/2013 at 17:00

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Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Jagvar
09/16/2013 at 17:03

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Or, you could take a healthy dump before driving your car as well.


Kinja'd!!! AbigGRNboot > m2m, apex detective
09/16/2013 at 18:40

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Kinja'd!!! exizeo - still loving fourza > PS9
09/16/2013 at 18:56

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Note: it also provides a solution to excessive body roll, apparently has better exhaust (let's disregard the "fake" noises, has anyone here actually tried listening to it?), and has a somewhat better steering rack. And suspension that a bit lower.

To get that elsewhere, you'd need to spend MORE.

Akrapovic/Eisenmann: 6000

H&R/KW V3: another thousand or so

steering rack: good luck adjusting that


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/16/2013 at 18:58

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Something tells me you tried to post an image here. Nibbles doesn't want me to see it, I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > m2m, apex detective
09/16/2013 at 19:01

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Nibbles is a turd some days. It said "If at first you don't succeed, then you bring shame on your family."


Kinja'd!!! Mikeado > m2m, apex detective
09/16/2013 at 19:31

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Jagusus ISXF-Series?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > exizeo - still loving fourza
09/16/2013 at 23:44

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To get that elsewhere, you'd need to spend MORE.

No, I don't.

1) HPF (which is defunct now, sadly) had a range of exhausts from $1k to $3k. $6k is excessive.

2) Adjustable Coilovers with our own exhaust option give us $2k-$4k which is reasonable compared to $7.3k

3) I shouldn't need to adjust the fucking steering rack on my $100k M5/6. It's supposed to be a track machine I can drive daily. It needs to leave the factory with already properly adjusted steering. I suspect the rack in the standard car is just fine, in which case, $7.3k is excessive for such a minor and inconsequential upgrade. If it's not , then that's extremely disappointing for what's supposed to be the ultimate version of the ultimate driving machine.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Mikeado
09/17/2013 at 01:00

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Reading this out loud, I found Jagusus to sound highly appropriate (think Jacuzzi , G6 and bills ). Maybe that's just me mispronouncing it, though.

Could be a Jaaax, too.

I noticed that the top half of that image isn't as offending as the image as a whole ... maybe I'll rework it. ;)